Three things to think about
Got these in my email the other day, author/creator unknown:
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
**COWS**
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
**THE CONSTITUTION**
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
**TEN COMMANDMENTS**
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse ... You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
**COWS**
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
**THE CONSTITUTION**
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
**TEN COMMANDMENTS**
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse ... You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
posted by Red Flannel at 8:00 PM
1 Comments:
Speaking of cows, if Hillary gets elected in 2008, that'll be the worst case of Mad Cow Disease ever recorded!!
Speaking of the Constitution, never have so few words been open to so many interpretations by so many people who haven't the foggiest notion of what it actually says.
Speaking of the Ten Commandments, it's time people realized that they're not multiple choice.
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